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/* At breakfast, Homer plans to take the Duff Brewery tour instead of going to work. */

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh heh heh, they don't suspect a thing.
[Homer's mouth doesn't say anything]
Brain: Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh oh, did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I gotta think of a lie fast.
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aaaaah! [runs off]

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